Lowe Bangkok give us this graphic – without being “graphic”, geddit? – treatment for Pepper Spray. Now here’s a product I never thought I’d see advertised with shiny double-page spreads. Heck, when I invested in my first imported (seriously illegal) pepper spray many moons ago, the packaging text was all I needed. On my mates French police spray it read “paralyse” and 10%, on my 16% it read “paralyse constant” – sold! And yes, I’ve even had to use it. Apologies to the now probably blind guy but I told you to leave me the hell alone three times yet you followed me into the graveyard at four in the morning – be glad you’re still breathing.